sorry professor i couldn’t make it to class today because i’m currently bedridden with with an all-encompassing existential dread

also staying in my bed sounds sooooo nice rn but i would need a note from health services and there’s no way i could get one

wow i wish i didn’t use up all of my skips for english class???? we’re still working on that book right now and they didn’t have it at the school bookstore so i won’t have it for another week and it’s all we talk about in class??? she didn’t notice that i didn’t have it last time but if she does today she’s gonna be pissed
uuuuggggghhhhhhh

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

im gonna snuggle w smudge tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!! im gonna kiss all my cats!!!!

thebookofnaga is a nerd pass it on

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

LOL @ HOW HORRIBLE THIS TURNED OUT
do you think my professor would believe me if i said i drew this from reference in a flexible mirror

how drunk is dana right now

i have soooo many things to do and i do not want to do Any of them

elizabitchtaylor:

my feminism isn’t second-wave or third-wave, it’s new wave. join me as I sing about gender stereotyping and intersectionality over a melodic synth line

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

i got to pet the TINIEST German Shepard pup today

hayley just liked my entire blog god bless us every one

jewist:

the way to my heart (take notes boys)

  • stickers
  • mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
  • reese’s peanut butter cups
  • temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
  • peach snapple
  • any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
  • concert tickets